Author: Björn Jeffery

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Not only did you bring a monkey to Walmart, but you are buying a Banana Keeper. I honestly can’t decide whether to high-five you or punch you in the stomache. (via People of Walmart: a collection of all the creatures that grace us with their presence at Walmart, America’s favorite store. )

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Burrr 1) Something to say when you’re cold. 2) Something to say when someone has said something cruel to someone else. 3) Something to rhyme with fur. 1) Burrr. It’s fucking cold here in Canada. 2) Burrr. That was cruel…. What? 3) Poet: Oh yea, I’m wearing fur, so I don’t have to say, BURRR! Guy in Crowd: You suck! Urban Dictionary: burrr