Author: Björn Jeffery

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I met him (Obama) twice… If God said I could pick one person to be my father, I’d want to be Sean Combs Obama. That’s how dope he is. I hope he reads this interview and adopts me. "I wouldn’t even need to be in the will. I got my own money. Diddy Wants To Be Obama’s Son

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clientsfromhell: Client: “Can I have the illustrations that we commissioned?” Me: “No problem, I’ll burn you a disk.” Client: “No, I want the actual illustrations.” Me: “But they were digitally created, they don’t exist other than on a computer. If you’re wanting them to frame I can get them printed out on some nice paper for you.” Client: “No, I want the originals.” Me: “But the originals were drawn on a computer. They don’t exist […]