There once was a [person] from [place]
Whose [body part] was [special case].
When [event] would occur
It would cause [him or her]
To violate [law of time/space].
The internet.
The internet.
The only olympics I follow.
The only olympics I follow.
The pictorial diary of Pharrell Williams’s hat
Best headline (and angle) of 2014.
The perfect comeback.
The perfect comeback.